okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex
When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
I became chief because I thought it would make [Mom] happy. But it didn’t. You need to make decisions based on what you want.