I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”
there are only 3 types of girls
- girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
- girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
- girls who loved horses too much in elementary school
that’s every flavor of girl there is
in my elementary school there were 5 girls obsessed with camels
who wore it better
"Tell the class a little bit about yourself"
finally someone put up the whole thing, tragically beautiful
I know someone will ask, so this is from the movie Watchmen. The entire movie has nothing to do with this scene, really, considering it’s about heroes. But it is a beautiful opener.
If you think Watchmen had nothing to do with this scene ‘because it’s about heroes’ then you totally missed the point of the movie.
For the bolded….What movie did they watch? O_o
Sam is like 30000% done with their messages.
REASONS WHY I LOVE DEAN WINCHESTER: his interactions with kids
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe